benepla:

Not to turn mental illness into relatable content but is there anything more hilarious then spending an entire day vamping up to do something like spending ALL day thinking about it and putting it off and dreading it and then you finally, FINALLY do it and it takes 6 seconds and you realize that was your whole day plan

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How to talk to the wind

hgk477:

1. If the wind falls silent, she is listening to you. Speak.
   
2. Always whisper.
   
3. In case there is a wind swirl carrying autumn leaves, step back. Let her dance. 
   
4. Don’t go outside if the wind is howling. The ghosts are passing through. 
   
5. She already knows everything about you. Never lie.
   
6. You may play the flute.
   
7. Listen to storms. Don’t talk. 
   
8. She gives life to your words. Make them meaningful. Especially when you talk to her.
   
9. If she whispers in your ear, listen closely. It means she trusts you enough to share her secrets. 
   
10. Words travel far and fast. Don’t say anything that could awake the spirits. 
    
11. She has a strong temperament and gets angry easily. Make sure to always be nice to her, you don’t want to be on her bad side.
    
12. If she is talking to thunder, leave them alone. They don’t want you to hear. 
    
13. When she greets you with a breeze the following morning, pretend you didn’t hear them. 
    
14. A sudden draft is always a bad omen. 
    
15. Never, ever, complain about her. She will remember.
    

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doppelgender:

when you get a masters degree youre allowed to respond to your professors emails with “ok love you”

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lesbianrey:

ally of the year

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snout:

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

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thathighguy:

conjunxs:

you know whats great about little kids? its so easy to make their day. they ask me what my dogs name is and i say pikachu and they go

Fuck, im a grown up and this made me do that

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deacydarling:

real respects real.

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labias:

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bootyscientist2:

we really do need to redefine love cause you have people in relationships lacking compassion, respect, trust, empathy, and/or support who genuinely believe what they have is love because they have sex and come home to each other

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fromacomrade:

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